undefyinq:

undefyinq:

I wanna sneak out in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and lay on the roof of a car and stare at the stars 

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cyberlocc:

but do aliens believe in me….

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owlapin:

making a resume when u have no experience 

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captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life
- larry’s storyline

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chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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moonemojii:

*studies for 2 minutes*
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fluvex:

I wish I had someone to talk to, to hold and to kiss. 

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bitrates:

hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

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  • soda can: HSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
  • me: chill

paintdeath:

confess your love for me via paypal

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